I went int he bathroom to "go" and Kylie walks in as soon as I sit down. She grabbed her stool and sat down on it right in front of me. Then she said:
"I watch you go potty Mommy."
Eyeroll... "Ok Kylie" Why bother fighting for privacy anymore?
Then a second later Kylie starts clapping and cheering:
"Yay Mommy! You peed! Do you want a cookie?"
Maybe you had to be there but I couldn't stop laughing...